Dances for Wolves

Thu 4th – Mon 29th Aug 2011


“Four possible endings keep both the cast and crew on their toes.”





Class Stage Productions


A debut all-female comedy show about five strippers

revealing their thoughts, stories and tricks of the trade

while they compete to take home a million pounds – a

comedy punctuated by pastiches, parodies and popcorn

An evening at G-Spots sees Essex ‘frenemies’ Melanoma and Pacha compete with

a body conscious narcoleptic, a niche canny granny and a sheltered Daddy’s girl

through song, dance and stand up as they try to persuade the wealthy Sheikh to

hand over his cash in return for a private dance for his football players. The girls

bare their souls on stage through comical anecdotes as their life stories unfold.

Class Stage Productions keep performances fresh by holding an audience vote

to decide which stripper wins and gets to perform their party piece to ‘the

wolves’. Four possible endings keep both the cast and crew on their toes.

This year Class Stage Productions are performing their two brand new shows

Dances for Wolves and On the Bench back to back with the same five

woman cast, in a quest to discover whether women make better male footballers

or female strippers. Five actors, ten roles and umpteen cameos promise to keep

things alive on stage.

With over five years’ experience, Class Stage Productions pride themselves on

producing high quality performances on a micro budget. Shortlisted for BBC

Sharps, writer Kirsty Eyre has written and directed several plays including Happy

Chuffing Christmas, The Suburban Spaceman and Class, all completing successful

runs in both London and Edinburgh.

‘Eyre has a flair for comedy. Witty and beautifully observed dialogue at

its best’

Aspen, on Class

‘Relevant, contemporary, on the ball’

Harry Blake, on The Suburban Spaceman

‘Chuffing brilliant! Eyre has the most fantastic ear for dialogue; real,

raw and heart breakingly honest’

Athena, on Happy Chuffing Christmas

Admission: £7.50(£6.50) – £9.50(£8.50)

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